"T-shirt or not, that girl has the body to look good in
anything. Is it me or does that shirt make her boobs look fat?"
-Jeff
Sams, father of Alexis Vain talking about his daughter
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by Alexis Vain
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Freddy
Esposito was walking his dog early Monday morning when he was
unexpectedly approached from behind by a man in a dark trench
coat.
"I
think he saw my long hair pulled back in a ponytail and thought
I was a woman," Esposito said. "He runs to get out
in front of me and opens up his trench coat. I admit I screamed
like a girl but only because he scared me and I think he screamed
right back at me like a girl because he was surprised I wasn't
one."
Esposito
said the man ran west on Daring Street as he gave chase with
his dog.
"I
was right behind that creep," Esposito said. "I
would have easily caught him but I slipped in some dootie
my dog left around the corner. And unfortunately Treasure
broke off her chase to take another dump. The poor dog was
crapping all over the place that day."
This
is the ninth reported encounter residents have had over the
past two weeks in their quiet but wealthy community with a
man police are calling the "bizarre flasher." The
flasher has not been nude during any of these strange run-ins.
Instead, for some reason he's showing off a T-shirt he has
on underneath his trench coat when he opens it up.
"I
couldn't make out what was on the T-shirt because it was real
quick," said Judy Garland, one of the first people to
alert police about the flasher. "I've had nightmares
every night since. I honestly can not go into a department
store and look at a mannequin in a trench coat without shaking.
I'm extremely wobbly on my feet."
The
flasher, however, is apparently quick on his feet.
During
his most recent encounter with a woman on Green Lane, he somehow
managed to elude a bevy of officers called to the scene from
five separate police departments. Police tried using helicopters,
K-9 units, spotlights and infrared detectors all to no avail
in their search for the suspect.
"We
take these types of incidents very seriously and will continue
to conduct a complete investigation," Hillcrest High
police spokesman Tim Sweeney said. "This individual is
terrorizing our citizens. He could very easily walk up to
some unsuspecting grandmother and literally scare her to death.
My grandmother died after flipping the channels and accidentally
seeing two women kissing on TV. Her heart just couldn't take
it. This is a fragile situation. "
Although
Esposito tried to capture the suspect before falling in his
dog's mess, Sweeney said that was the wrong response. He warned
residents not to approach the person in an attempt to apprehend
him.
"This
is a potentially dangerous situation," he said. "Esposito
wasn't injured during his fall but he easily could have shattered
his bones. He called us after he fell, of course, but he should
have notified us sooner. We actually arrived on the scene
with a K-9 but our dog was so involved with sniffing Esposito's
dog that he lost interest in the flasher."
Police
said the suspect is a white male with shaggy hair. He sports
a dark trench coat with a dark T-shirt underneath. Officials
have yet to reveal what they believe his motives are.
"I'll
tell you something. We'd like to find out what the hell is
on that T-shirt," an officer speaking on the condition
of anonymity said. "That's bugging us more than anything.
I mean what is so special about it that he has to show it
off to everyone he meets. It's very unsettling."
"We know he's taunting us," added Sweeney, "but
mark my words he will be caught. This fancy flasher person
will be found. And when I get my hands on him I'm going to
personally rip that damn T-shirt off of him so he can never
flash another person in this community again. He can roll
around naked with his cell mates for all I care but I promise
he won't flash another person while wearing a T-shirt. It's
despicable what he's doing. Just plain despicable."
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